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April 29, 2008

An embarassment to the academy

Filed under: academics — apricot @ 10:01 pm

I’ve been following along with MsBaby’s semi-scary interaction with her disgruntled student. This spurred me to thinking about how to best handle hostility in the classroom: one-on-one discussion? Respectful disagreement? Gentle encouragement to try a different course?

Here is how not to handle it: sue your students and your college for harassment.

Dartmouth lecturer (and ‘90) Priya Venkatesan emailed her students:

Date: Sat, 26 Apr 2008 20:56:35
From: Priya Venkatesan
Subject: WRIT.005.17.18-WI08: Possible lawsuit

Dear former class members of Science, Technology and Society:

I tried to send an email through my server but got undelivered messages. I regret to inform you that I am pursuing a lawsuit in which I am accusing some of you (whom shall go unmentioned in this email) of violating Title VII of anti-federal discrimination laws.

The feeling that I am getting from the outside world is that Dartmouth is considered a bigoted place, so this may not be news and I may be successful in this lawsuit. I am also writing a book detailing my eperiences as your instructor, which will “name names” so to speak. I have all of your evaluation and these will be reproduced in the book.

Have a nice day.

I couldn’t believe that she was serious. What really got me was that deliciously passive-aggressive “have a nice day.” Awesome.

This is why people hate the academy: they think we are a bunch of shriveled, neurotic, thin-skinned elitists. Exhibit A: Priya Venkatesan.

Apparently, the class applauded after a student attacked her views on post-modernism; she then cancelled class for the following week because it caused her “intellectual and emotional distress.” Give me a break. You’re a freaking teacher. Grow some ‘nads and handle it in a professional and thoughtful manner. What would she do if a student sued her for intellectual harassment (which is not covered by title VII, from what I can tell)?

Her academic interests suggest a generally pretentious outlook: applying literary theory to the laboratory. What? French narrative structure applied to biology…if I had to sit through that class, I would probably hate literary theory, too. Thank god I’m in history. Moreover, all of her writing had at least one grammatical error…it’s probably a very good thing that she’s no longer teaching writing.

For her sake, I hope she makes a lot of $ off her tell-all book (who does she think would buy it, anyway?); with this rash move, she’s pretty much doomed her teaching career. What university would want to hire her as a professor now?

I’m just shocked and appalled. I thought (hoped) that academics weren’t this petty.

April 25, 2008

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April 21, 2008

A novel weekend

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Due to a light illness, I spent the weekend in quest of something entertaining to wile away the sniffling hours. Naturally I was in no mood for any academic folderol; I instead dipped into the stacks of the local public library. I spent the rest of the weekend loafed out on my couch, playing Super Mario Galaxy and reading.

2. Persepolis & Chicken With PlumsPersepolis

I have not seen the movie, no. Though after reading Persepolis 1, I may have to find it in the theaters. I feel reluctant to subject such a pleasurable reading experience to the problems of translation between various mediums; however, Satrapi’s writing/drawing is so wonderfully poignant that I can’t get enough of it.

There is some inherent difficulty in talking about (writing about?) a graphic novel. While graphic novels certainly do have plots, much of the meaning is so deeply imbedded in the images themselves that it’s difficult to express how and why a graphic novel works the way it does on the reader. Simply focusing on the language is not enough.

Still, things that stood out to me: Satrapi’s glittering sense of self. Persepolis lends itself to that, obviously, as a memoir; it is brave without overstatement, humorous without strain. I never found myself feeling irritated with the narrator, which was the case in reading the graphic novel La Perdida (bohemian young woman finds self & trouble in Mexico). Even in Chicken With Plums, in which she’s hardly present as a character, the elliptical storytelling and smooth overlap of fantastical elements–such as Azrael, the Angel of Death, or a naked Sophia Loren–with the details of a particular person’s life make Satrapi very much present.

Thinking back briefly to La Perdida: perhaps the problem with La Perdida was that the main character was largely unsympathetic–personally, I met a lot of middle class kids with ethnic/hipster-ish longings in college, and didn’t care for them. Hipsters drive me crazy. Crazy. More than that, however, was that I sensed that the main character was a thinly disguised stand-in for the writer/artist, and the lack of forthrightness there bothered me. I generally dislike books that are about a character’s (or an author’s) search for “self” or “identity,” whatever that means. It can, however, be done very well, in the case of Persepolis. But Persepolis is all about a person forced into unusual circumstances (which makes a hero). La Perdida is about a person who seeks unusual circumstances (which makes her somewhat unsympathetic, but perhaps that was the point).

That’s probably my problem, however, and maybe not truly reflective of the merits of Abel/Satrapi.

2. Ascending Peculiarity

I had a college roommate in the days of yore who adored Edward Gorey. I couldn’t understand it very well myself. I found his art mesmerizing: the obsessive cross-hatching, the distinctive melancholy. However, it never struck me as anything spectacular or mind-blowing, and this glimpse into his life confirmed my opinion of Gorey as an eccentric and nothing much beyond that.

Ascending Peculiarity is a collection of interviews with Gorey, with some of his drawings tossed in for good measure. They were bound to mention his affectations: rings, a long fur coat, numerous cats, a love of tv re-runs. The sense I got of Gorey was a very privileged, mild-mannered, kind, introspective creep (without the malicious connotation) who had very little to say.

The one thing I did find interesting was his obsession with the New York City Ballet; Gorey attended every single performance for some 17 or so years, developing a special affinity for Balanchine. However, it’s not even clear why he was drawn to ballet…not that meanings or explanations or purpose had any value for Gorey. Towards the middle of the book I read that he was a fan of Samuel Beckett, rolled my eyes, and closed the book.

Gorey I suppose is very interesting, but not for me. I think I only picked up this book because I thought of my old roommate when I saw it.

3. Black Boy, by Richard Wright

Assigned for my students, to give them a sense of the Jim Crow south. This memoir is beautifully written; I got a real sense of Wright weighing his words, testing the tautness of his sentences and paragraphs. The book moves at a perfect pace; it’s impossible to lose interest in the narrative.

My only other observation is that there is not a single sympathetic character in the entire book, not even Wright himself. Perhaps this is reflective of Wright’s attitude towards life and humanity at large, or reveals the crushing consequences of Jim Crow; however, as a reader I found it quite oppressive. Could it be that there was not a single happy and compassionate moment to speak of in the years that Wright recounts? Maybe. Wright as a character is perpetually alienated and distant from all that he describes, which reminds me of James Baldwin’s The Fire Next Time, which also expresses a great deal of cynicism towards pretty much everything.

A good read, but not even the slightest bit optimistic. A complete and total downer.

4. The Sparrow, by Mary Doria Russell

I was pretty excited to pick up this book; as a fairly rabid devotee of sci fi in my youth, I consumed untold hundreds of shitty pulpy novels. I felt that my taste in scifi/fantasy had evolved over the years, however: I dutifully read my Asimovs, my Poul Andersons, my Herbert, my Bradbury and a bit of Sagan. So seeing that this book promised to engage with questions of alien encounters, God, religion, etc. appealed to me.

Ugh, terrible. Terrible. The title is drawn from the biblical verse that “not even a sparrow falls without God’s knowing it.” A team of explorers and Jesuit priests make their way to a newly discovered world, only to encounter disaster. Thus “the sparrow” is supposed to refer to the question of God’s terrible nature…or something. The end of this story climaxes in the forced alien gangbang sodomizing of a priest (I can’t believe I just typed that), which is ridiculous, even for a scifi novel. Even the rest of the story itself, which strains to make some sort of statement about God, is left fanning itself in a corner, bored, disconnected to the end.

I should have heeded that split moment of foreboding when I noticed that the book had an interview with the author in the back, as well as study questions for reading groups. When an author puts all her cards on the table like that–basically explaining what she was trying to do with the story–what’s the point of reading the damn thing at all? Similarly, I noticed study questions in Paul Coelho’s The Alchemist, which was also a pointless exercise in New Agey self-affirmation. Capital B Bo-ring.

5. The Family, Mario Puzo

I once TA’d a course on Renaissance Italy, so I thought that this novelization of the exploits of the Borgias would be a fun romp.

Nope.

The characters were thin beyond my lowest expectations. The weirdest and least believable episode in the book came early, with Pope Alexander overseeing the incestuous union of his daughter and son (historically unproven, btw!!) while sitting on his throne. I mean, what a provocative scene. Yet it was given no believable context or rationale, and what could have been a grossly powerful moment was just…sort of blah. Puzo should have taken a few lessons from Judith Krantz.

6. The Godfather, by Mario Puzo

In my defense, I read the Godfather before I read The Family; but I thought I’d end my reviews on a good note. This is much better than The Family, which was Puzo’s last novel.
However, given my love for all things Al Pacino, and love for the first two Godfather films, I had been keeping my expectations as low as possible for the book.

I liked it. The plot was very complex, and the characters were somewhat thin, but decently well-muscled for a mass market piece of fiction. It was definitely not as good as the films. Coppola gave the characters of the film so much more ambiguity, and therefore humanity. This may reflect again the issue of medium; film must say a lot in a few moments, whereas a writer is free to ramble on for pages about a character’s hair, his thoughts on Proust, his taste in wine, ad nauseum.

Also interesting to me was Puzo’s inability to write a half-decent female character. Kay, Michael Corleone’s wife, had the most potential; how can a woman reconcile romantic love with moral principles, etc? But she was written as basically an accessory to the character of Michael. Which for a novel on organized crime is probably fine, but one hates to see a wasted opportunity. Puzo’s weakness with female characters also emerged quite obviously in The Family, where all women were either moms, hos, hotties, or crones. Or some combination thereof.

Perhaps I’m being too critical? Blame it on the rhinovirus. But it was a definite pleasure to simply hang off the edge of the couch and thumb through a few fluffy books.

April 6, 2008

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April 4, 2008

On poetry: poetry, by Marianne Moore

Filed under: poetry — apricot @ 6:53 pm

I, too, dislike it: there are things that are important beyond all
this fiddle.
Reading it, however, with a perfect contempt for it, one
discovers in
it after all, a place for the genuine.
Hands that can grasp, eyes
that can dilate, hair that can rise
if it must, these things are important not because a

high-sounding interpretation can be put upon them but because
they are
useful. When they become so derivative as to become
unintelligible,
the same thing may be said for all of us, that we
do not admire what
we cannot understand: the bat
holding on upside down or in quest of something to

eat, elephants pushing, a wild horse taking a roll, a tireless wolf
under
a tree, the immovable critic twitching his skin like a horse that
feels a
flea, the base-
ball fan, the statistician–
nor is it valid
to discriminate against ‘business documents and

school-books’; all these phenomena are important. One must
make a distinction
however: when dragged into prominence by half poets, the
result is not poetry,
nor till the poets among us can be
‘literalists of
the imagination’–above
insolence and triviality and can present

for inspection, ‘imaginary gardens with real toads in them’, shall
we have
it. In the meantime, if you demand on the one hand,
the raw material of poetry in
all its rawness and
that which is on the other hand
genuine, you are interested in poetry.

-Marianne Moore

April 1, 2008

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